by Remember back in the good ole days of the 1950s, 60s, and 70s when somebody saw an “UFO’—or as they were called back then, a ‘flying saucer’—you saw a REAL ufo? Those old fashion ufos were big. They were detailed. Elaborate. Ornate. Sometimes they looked like wedding cakes, or two plates stuck together. They hovered 10 feet over your head and shot laser beams at your cows. They landed in your front yard, and the ‘aliens’ would pose for the camera.
What do we get now? Teeny, tiny, blurry dots in the sky. You’d think with all this advancement in photo equipment somebody could hold a camera steady and zoom in for a close-up.
But, no. Instead of those upclose and personal “Billy Meir or Howard Menger”-type photos of ‘flying saucers’—in the days before photoshop and CGIs—we get instead, out-of-focus crap of some ‘dot of light’ that’s thousands of feet away.
How did we go from those cool looking flying saucers to teeny tiny dots in the sky? Are the ‘aliens’ having a recession, too? Have they forgotten how to build a ‘space ship’? Who’s getting lazy here? Us, or them?
What do we get now? Dots, dots, dots, & more dots (Yeah, yeah. OK. Occasionally, somebody snaps a triangular-shaped craft that you can barely see against a black sky).